According to the Heliocentric (Sun Worshiping) Spinning-Ball Space Monkey Religion, every point along a tangent in every direction from your feet drops ( *”Vertical Drop“* ) away from you at 8″/mile^2.
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“The Salar de Uyuni in the Bolivian Andes is the largest salt FLAT on Earth, exhibiting 

*LESS THAN 1 M OF VERTICAL RELIEF* over an area of 9000 km2″ … “Longer wavelengths in the DEM [Digital Elevation Model] correlate well with mapped gravity, suggesting a connection between broad-scale salar topography and the geoid similar to that seen over the oceans.”
Borsa A. A., et al: Topography of the Salar de Uyuni, Bolivia from kinematic GPS; Geophysical Journal International Volume 172, Issue 1, p. 31-40

http://gji.oxfordjournals.org/content/172/1/31.full

This is a Geometrical FLAT Plane.

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You can have a myriad of Topographical Features on a Sphere: Mountains, Ridges, Saddles, Spurs, Depressions, etc etc;  Ya know what you *CAN’T HAVE* (??)…

*“A Geometrical Flat Plane”*
And this one is over *”9000 km2″ !!!!*

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Therefore, how can ballers Stage 5 Cling with a Kung Fu Death Grip to their Fairytale Religion… that has one of its Foundational Tenets *”Vertical Drop“* and yet at the SAME TIME have a FLAT PLANE with less than *1 METER VERTICAL DROP* over 9000 km2, pray tell ??

Violation of the Law of Non-Contradiction !!
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For an encore, can they reconcile Married Bachelors for us also ?

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This is real simple and easy to reconcile, READY ?? … 
 
*BallTARD Position:* According to the Heliocentric (Sun Worshiping) Spinning Ball Space Monkey Religion, every point along a tangent in every direction from your feet drops (“Vertical Drop“) away from you at 8″/mile^2.
SOOOO… *Vertical Drop*.
*The Study:* “The salar de Uyuni in the Bolivian Andes is the largest salt flat on Earth, exhibiting *LESS THAN 1 M OF VERTICAL RELIEF* over an area of 9000 km2.”

SOOOO… NO Vertical Drop.

Violation of the Law of Non-Contradiction !!

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SEE Figure 6 (4. Results and Discussion): https://academic.oup.com/gji/article/172/1/31/2081107 .  It shows a 100 km (62 Miles) measure North to South of the Salar with *LESS THAN 1 METER “Vertical Drop”* .

Spinning-Ball Religion 100 Kilometers (62 Miles) “VERTICAL DROP“ =  
                                                                                             *”781 METERS !!”*

The Bolivian Salt Flats 100 Kilometers (62 Miles) “VERTICAL DROP“ =

*”LESS THAN 1 METER !!“*
Modus Tollens:
If *”P“* then *”Q“*.
NOT *”Q“*.
Therefore, NOT *”P“*.
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If the Earth is a sphere with a Radius of 3959 miles *”P“* , then there MUST BE a measurable 781 meters of Vertical Drop over every 100 km section of Earth Traversed. *”Q“*.

NOT *”Q“* (We DO NOT measure 781 meters of Vertical Drop over 100 km of the Salar ):
Therefore, NOT *”P“* =

**EARTH IS NOT A SPHERE !!!!**

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Alice in Wonderland is more tenable than the BallTARD Spinning Space Monkey Religion.
The Prosecution Rests.
Simple.
You live in a Fairytale.
The End.
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